Sexiest Dad Alive & 6 Other Titles for David

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SEXIEST DAD ALIVE

Michael Steele/Getty

In other news, we just deeply embarrassed David Beckham’s four children.

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SEXIEST RETIREE ALIVE

Splash News Online

We’ve known one thing to be true since the day he announced his retirement from soccer in May 2013: No other player in the history of the sport will ever have as much abs game as Beckham.

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SEXIEST SOCCER PLAYER ALIVE

Pacific Coast News

We could tell you about all the trophies Beckham earned throughout his soccer career or his talent for bending free-kicks … or we could show you this photo.

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SEXIEST HUMANITARIAN ALIVE

Per-Anders Pettersson for UNICEF/Wenn

His hard work with UNICEF is just one of the many ways he’s melted our hearts over the years.

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SEXIEST HUSBAND ALIVE

Karwai Tang/Wireimage

David and Victoria Beckham last November

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SEXIEST SPOKESMODEL ALIVE

Courtesy Armani

Pro tip: When it comes to selling underwear, it’s not really about the underwear.

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SEXIEST SELFIE TAKER ALIVE

Eric Thayer/Reuters/Landov

Filters are for the mere mortals (re: us).

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