In other news, we just deeply embarrassed David Beckham’s four children.
We’ve known one thing to be true since the day he announced his retirement from soccer in May 2013: No other player in the history of the sport will ever have as much abs game as Beckham.
We could tell you about all the trophies Beckham earned throughout his soccer career or his talent for bending free-kicks … or we could show you this photo.
His hard work with UNICEF is just one of the many ways he’s melted our hearts over the years.
David and Victoria Beckham last November
Pro tip: When it comes to selling underwear, it’s not really about the underwear.
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SEXIEST RETIREE ALIVE
We’ve known one thing to be true since the day he announced his retirement from soccer in May 2013: No other player in the history of the sport will ever have as much abs game as Beckham.
SEXIEST SOCCER PLAYER ALIVE
We could tell you about all the trophies Beckham earned throughout his soccer career or his talent for bending free-kicks … or we could show you this photo.
SEXIEST HUMANITARIAN ALIVE
His hard work with UNICEF is just one of the many ways he’s melted our hearts over the years.
SEXIEST SPOKESMODEL ALIVE
Pro tip: When it comes to selling underwear, it’s not really about the underwear.