The Boldest Instas Ever from the Kardashian Klan

From nudity and breast pumps to dye jobs and the Dalai Lama, the sheer diversity of methods by which the Kardashians surprise us is perhaps the most surprising thing of all

WHEN KHLOé SLAMMED THE HATERS AND FLAUNTED HER ASSETS

Courtesy Khloe Kardashian

Two stones, y'all. Khlo-Money posted a behind-the-scenes pic from her sexy Complex mag shoot, showing haters that her slammin' bod was not, in fact, Photoshopped. "This one is for all the troll haters out there that cannot seem to give me an ounce of credit for my daily workouts! The image on the left is an unretouched photo from the actual camera on the day of the shoot."

WHEN KIM'S EYEBROWS VANISHED

Courtesy Kim Kardashian

Don't even try to tell us you didn't have a seconds-long "wuhhh???" freak-out when Kim appeared to have singed off her eyebrows. Our fears were swiftly assuaged by the following explanatory hashtags: "#DontBeScaredOfMyBleachedBrows" and "#ItsForAPhotoShoot."

AND WHEN KIM'S PANTS VANISHED

Courtesy Kim Kardashian

Everyone knows exactly where they were the day Kim's butt launched 1,000 think pieces.

WHEN KENDALL REDEFINED ROAD TRIPPIN'

Courtesy Kendall Jenner

We're not sure why this smoking shot of Kendall didn't break the Internet. But at least the picture, which we informally award Best Use of a Prop Ever, captured our undivided attention. (Mostly because it took us an embarrassingly long time to figure out what we were looking at.)

WHEN KYLIE REMINDED US SHE USED TO LOOK VERY, VERY DIFFERENT

Courtesy Kylie Jenner

Our precise thought process when we saw this pic: Wait. What? Wait. Why did Kylie post a picture of this random young child with bangs? Wait, that's her? From a few years ago? What is time?!?! What is anything?!?!

AND WHEN KYLIE REMINDED US SHE GREW UP

Courtesy Kylie Jenner

A bikini picture says a thousand words, all of which are, "Look!"

WHEN KRIS REMINDED US SHE IS EVERYWHERE, ALWAYS

Courtesy Kris Jenner

Of course the Kardashian matriarch casually kicked it with the Dalai Lama. The woman's squad runs worldwide. But still. Each time someone random pops up in a Kris Jenner photo we experience a disorienting jolt of excitement.

WHEN KOURTNEY BARED HER BREAST PUMPS

Courtesy Kourtney Kardashian

Kourt is one proud mama who refuses to be ashamed of the daily realities of motherhood. Not only that – she makes the daily realities of motherhood look damn sexy.

WHEN CAITLYN TOOK OUR BREATH AWAY

Courtesy Caitlyn Jenner

We'd already seen a series of stunning Caitlyn Jenner photos – don't even get us started on all the glam shots of her tour de N.Y.C. – but this intimate look backstage at the ESPYs, moments before she accepted her Arthur Ashe Courage Award, gave us all sorts of feelings.