QUOTED: Miss Piggy Seeing Green Over Tiger's Infidelity
The vivacious Muppet reveals how she would handle Kermit if he acted like Woods
"My Kermie is nothing like [Tiger]. I just want to say, he would never do anything untoward moi, but, if he did, you can rest assured there’d be a hole in one, and he’d be the one!"
• Miss Piggy, chiming in on the Tiger Woods scandal during a sit-down with Wendy Williams this week.