What would you pay for Han Solo's blaster?
Have you ever wanted a Tron suit? Would you be willing to sell your car, or perhaps one of your less-essential internal organs, for it?
If so, we have great news for you.
Auction house Profiles in History is auctioning off an astounding number of pieces of Hollywood memorabilia on Dec. 21.
While the average fan probably can’t afford any of it, even average fans can pray for a Christmas miracle.
For $3,000-$5,000, this handsome bamboo and wicker chair (also used in Paramount’s White Christmas and Funny Face) can be yours. Piano, melancholy and booze not included.
Expected to fetch between $20,000-$30,000, this is believed to be the only Mork suit to ever go to auction.
For just $4,000-$6,000, you and the purchaser can investigate paranormal occurrences like the real Mulder & Scully! Price does not cover insurance against sewer monsters, pyrokinetics or Doug Hutchinson.
Imagine showing up to a party in Frank Sinatra’s tuxedo. For $12,000-$15,000, you can make that fantasy a reality.
There’s really nothing to say here except these are Spock’s pointy ears, relatively affordable at $3,000. And they’re AMAZING.
Because it’s nearly 28 feet long, good luck finding somewhere to display your $40-60,000 lifeboat. That said, it is the very one used to rescue Rose.
Profiles in History sold Orlando Bloom’s Legolas bow for $372,000 in 2012, so don’t be surprised if this goes for far higher than its estimated $50,000 price tag.
Wil-soooooooooon! Wiiiiilllllllll-sooooooonnnnnn! Price: $15,000.
Despite the fact that the headpiece is just an old hockey helmet, this piece of your childhood could sell for $20,000. Perhaps Daft Punk will buy it.
Sadly, the knife is not operational, a quality we like in our $25,000 switchblades, so that’s something to keep in mind if you’re looking for an incredibly expensive dueling knife.
It actually opens (making it more functional than Dean’s switchblade, and at only $12,000, a better bargain), giving you the option of recreating scenes from both the Alien films and your nightmares. It doesn’t come with a “face hugger,” but hey, while you’re at the auction, you can buy one of those, too!
You can buy the coat Don Corleone was shot in for $50,000. America is a wonderful place.
This is one of only two screen-used sleds from Tim Burton’s popular 1993 film. Over three feet long and a foot high, it’s a little unsettling and very beautiful, just like the film.
In our opinion, this is a steal at $3,000. And it comes with the blaster, too!
As the auction house notes, costume designer Bob Ringwood practically invented the modern cinematic superhero costume with this molded latex suit: “Batman represented the first time ever that a superhero costume was envisioned as more than just a fancy set of tights.” Worth every penny of the $60,000.
Should you shell out $100,000 for the coat Dick Van Dyke wears when he sings “Jolly Holiday” in Mary Poppins, you will have purchased the most expensive garish coat in the world.
Regrettably, this costume does not include Wonka’s top hat, which is an absolute crime, though it does bring the price down to a rather affordable $60,000.
Although a test dress not worn during actual filming, this garment is still expected to sell for anywhere between $200,000-$300,000. But it includes an original MGM cleaning tag, so … there’s that.
Used in The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, this “non-firing” blaster (a detail we love that the auction house added) is projected to pull in up to $300,000. That’s a tad salty, but in the words of Han Solo: “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
Words to live by.