5 Things That Happened This Week, as Told by Emojis
THE NEW FIFTY SHADES TEASER MADE US SWEAT
The first teaser for the Fifty Shades of Grey sequel dropped, which is why, dear friends and family, you haven't heard from us all week. We've been pretty busy watching Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) – who's traded in his tie for a black masquerade mask – over and over and over ...
NIKKI MARRIED IAN
All around the world, vampires emerged from their dark dwellings to shed a happy tear (probably) for Reed and Somerhalder, whose Sunday wedding was the ultimate supernatural union. The Twilight alum and The Vampire Diaries star exchanged vows in Malibu at Topanga Canyon.
PRINCESS KATE DID NOT GIVE BIRTH
And so continues the #GreatKateWait, in which we cannot eat, sleep, work, think or function at any level as we put our lives on hold until the expectant royal welcomes the family's newest addition. The scene outside the Lindo Wing of St. Mary's Hospital is straight out of a royal superfan's wildest dreams.
BLAKE SHARED A SHIRTLESS RYAN PHOTO, EVERYTHING MADE SENSE
Continuing to raise the bar for #RelationshipGoals on social media, Lively and Reynolds's public flirtation continued with the ultimate display of IRL love: a shirtless homage. Lively posted a double-tap-worthy Instagram that reads, "Studies show that if you are afraid of spiders, you are more likely to find one in your bedroom. I am afraid of Ryan Reynolds." You know, love.
JUSTIN REVEALED HIS NEW HAIRCUT, FINALLY
Have you been losing sleep every night, laying awake and wondering, "Why won't the Biebs let me see his haircut? Why is life so unfair?" Well, he finally debuted the chop he was hiding … and it's not a buzz cut. Instead, Bieber opted for a shorter, asymmetrical cut that reminds of the classic David Beckham do.