OMG! MTV Movie Awards' 10 Best Quotes

Sandra Bullock just wants to be normal, Justin Bieber just wants the girls and more of the night's best one-liners

01 of 10
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"Can we please go back to normal? Because therapy is really expensive."
Sandra Bullock, accepting the Generation Award

02 of 10
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"It takes a lot of smoke and mirrors to make us look good kissing each other."
Kristen Stewart, on making out with her best kiss co-winner Robert Pattinson

03 of 10
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"I'm here to make the girls go crazy."
– A blow-dryer-armed Justin Bieber, on his ultimate purpose

04 of 10
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Fame

"Snooki, you are missing your Bumpit!"
Katy Perry, greeting MTV's newest red carpet correspondent

05 of 10
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"Honey, don't ever wear that dress backwards."
Betty White, giving Sandra Bullock fashion advice

06 of 10
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"I knew that I probably needed some help on my image. I didn't want to end up being a loser like Jason Timberlake or somebody."
Zach Galifianakis, on his decision to hire "swagger coach" Taavon (a.k.a. Aziz Ansari)

07 of 10
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"Anytime you see a glowing red heart over a vagina, you know that Taavon is near."
Aziz Ansari, as alter ego Taavon, referencing performer Christina Aguilera's crotch close-up

08 of 10
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"I'm not going to curse with you because you're Mormon."
Peter Facinelli, pausing to thank Twilight author Stephenie Meyer in his bleep-heavy acceptance speech for best movie

09 of 10
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"Your filthy hair made you a star. Now, what kind of shampoo are you going to use?"
Tom Cruise, as fictional producer – and hair bully – Les Grossman

"Dirt."
Robert Pattinson

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"By the way, your boobs look phenomenal tonight."
Snooki, complimenting roomie J-Woww on her red-carpet cleavage

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