Celebrity OMG! MTV Movie Awards' 10 Best Quotes Sandra Bullock just wants to be normal, Justin Bieber just wants the girls and more of the night's best one-liners By Janet Mock Published on June 7, 2010 11:00 AM Share Tweet Pin Email Trending Videos 01 of 10 Mario Anzuoni/Reuters/Landov "Can we please go back to normal? Because therapy is really expensive."– Sandra Bullock, accepting the Generation Award 02 of 10 Kevin Mazur/WireImage "It takes a lot of smoke and mirrors to make us look good kissing each other."– Kristen Stewart, on making out with her best kiss co-winner Robert Pattinson 03 of 10 Christopher Polk/Getty "I'm here to make the girls go crazy."– A blow-dryer-armed Justin Bieber, on his ultimate purpose 04 of 10 Fame "Snooki, you are missing your Bumpit!"– Katy Perry, greeting MTV's newest red carpet correspondent 05 of 10 Mark Davis/MTV/PictureGroup; National Photo Group "Honey, don't ever wear that dress backwards."– Betty White, giving Sandra Bullock fashion advice 06 of 10 "I knew that I probably needed some help on my image. I didn't want to end up being a loser like Jason Timberlake or somebody."– Zach Galifianakis, on his decision to hire "swagger coach" Taavon (a.k.a. Aziz Ansari) 07 of 10 Kevin Mazur/WireImage(2) "Anytime you see a glowing red heart over a vagina, you know that Taavon is near."– Aziz Ansari, as alter ego Taavon, referencing performer Christina Aguilera's crotch close-up 08 of 10 Mario Anzuoni/Rueters/Landov; AP "I'm not going to curse with you because you're Mormon."– Peter Facinelli, pausing to thank Twilight author Stephenie Meyer in his bleep-heavy acceptance speech for best movie 09 of 10 Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic(2) "Your filthy hair made you a star. Now, what kind of shampoo are you going to use?"– Tom Cruise, as fictional producer – and hair bully – Les Grossman "Dirt."– Robert Pattinson 10 of 10 Retna "By the way, your boobs look phenomenal tonight."– Snooki, complimenting roomie J-Woww on her red-carpet cleavage