Oh No They Didn't!: The Craziest CMA Quotes

Check out the best lines from LeAnn Rimes, Kid Rock, Taylor Swift and more!

01 of 08
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"It has been 13 years in this business, and for those of you out there who are keeping score, it has been only one marriage and no arrests!"

LeAnn Rimes, on her impressive resume, before presenting the Horizon award to Taylor Swift

02 of 08
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"This is definitely the highlight of my senior year."

Taylor Swift, 17, upon winning the Horizon award

03 of 08
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"Follow the whiskey."

Kid Rock, who arrived with "Redneck Woman" singer Gretchen Wilson, on his post-show plans

04 of 08
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"It will be my first time going to the Gulf Coast."

Kellie Pickler, on her upcoming USO tour to the Persian Gulf

05 of 08
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"You're shiny!"

Carrie Underwood, to ABC.com webcast cohost (and nominee) Luke Bryan, as she pet the sleeve of his red carpet jacket. His reply? "Shimmery!"

06 of 08
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"I remember her first video, where she was at the piano!"

Luke Bryan, about singer Michelle Branch, mistaking her for "A Thousand Miles" singer Vanessa Carlton

07 of 08
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"He's kind of standing over there with a flask, possibly."

Jewel, on the whereabouts of her M.I.A. boyfriend Ty Murray. The red-carpet-shy rodeo star later resurfaced to join her as a presenter.

08 of 08
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"Being with a country singer really prepared me for life with a baby. You know, the whining, sleep all day, up all night, empty bottles lying around all over the place. Love ya, honey!"

According to Jim star Kimberly Williams-Paisley, who is married to male vocalist winner Brad Paisley, before introducing a performance

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