Oh No They Didn't!: SAG Night's Most Quotable

Check out the funny, silly – and shocking! – lines of the night. By Cara Lynn Shultz

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"Up high, where my daughter can't get it – because this thing is a

baby-crusher."

30 Rock's Tina Fey, on where she'll keep her SAG

Award for outstanding actress in a comedy series

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"I'm not that Daniel Day."

Juno nominee Ellen Page, comparing herself to the

Method actor and scoffing at the notion that she'd wear her pregnancy belly

home from the set

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"This is Javier Bardem's 497th award."

Josh Brolin, accepting the outstanding cast award for

No Country for Old Men. His costar Bardem won for outstanding

male actor in a supporting role – in addition to nabbing the Golden

Globe and a number of critics' awards.

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"I don't care about that."

Javier Bardem, glibly telling E! host Giuliana Rancic that

he pays no attention to the paparazzi and tabloids

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"My favorite thing about acting is that it truly allows you to transform

yourself into another person. I'm Johnny Depp, and I'm an actor."

Jane Krakowski, during the traditional start to the

ceremony, in which seated actors introduce themselves to the camera

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"He's a joy to work with and an excellent kisser."

Jeremy Piven, about his Entourage costar Rex Lee, who plays assistant Lloyd

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"No bump today, let's not add to the rumors."

Eva Longoria Parker, setting aside pregnancy talk

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"I was actually up for best stud and I lost out ... but there's always next

year, right?"

The Office's B.J. Novak, chatting to E! about the

awards that could've been. Novak, however, did share the night's trophy for

best ensemble in a comedy series with his castmates.

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"Jennifer Ferrera."

– E! correspondent Jay Manuel, mistakenly referring to Ugly Betty star America Ferrera

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"Do your homework!"

Teri Hatcher, on the red carpet, sending a message to her 10-year-old daughter Emerson at home

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"Actually, Giuliana, I am Ryan Seacrest. I've finally gone through the

change."

– E! host Debbie Matenopoulos, to Giuliana Rancic, when she

was introduced on-air. E!'s regular red carpet host Ryan Seacrest was out

sick for the night.

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