People.com Celebrity Oh No They Didn't!: SAG Night's Most Quotable Check out the funny, silly – and shocking! – lines of the night. By Cara Lynn Shultz By People Staff Published on January 27, 2008 06:40 PM Share Tweet Pin Email 01 of 11 Vince Bucci/Getty "Up high, where my daughter can't get it – because this thing is a baby-crusher." – 30 Rock's Tina Fey, on where she'll keep her SAG Award for outstanding actress in a comedy series 02 of 11 PAUL BUCK/EPA/ Landov "I'm not that Daniel Day." – Juno nominee Ellen Page, comparing herself to the Method actor and scoffing at the notion that she'd wear her pregnancy belly home from the set 03 of 11 Kevin Winter/Getty "This is Javier Bardem's 497th award." – Josh Brolin, accepting the outstanding cast award for No Country for Old Men. His costar Bardem won for outstanding male actor in a supporting role – in addition to nabbing the Golden Globe and a number of critics' awards. 04 of 11 Mark J. Terrill/ AP "I don't care about that." – Javier Bardem, glibly telling E! host Giuliana Rancic that he pays no attention to the paparazzi and tabloids 05 of 11 "My favorite thing about acting is that it truly allows you to transform yourself into another person. I'm Johnny Depp, and I'm an actor." – Jane Krakowski, during the traditional start to the ceremony, in which seated actors introduce themselves to the camera 06 of 11 Kevork Djansezian/AP "He's a joy to work with and an excellent kisser." – Jeremy Piven, about his Entourage costar Rex Lee, who plays assistant Lloyd 07 of 11 Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage "No bump today, let's not add to the rumors." – Eva Longoria Parker, setting aside pregnancy talk 08 of 11 Kevork Djansezian/ AP "I was actually up for best stud and I lost out ... but there's always next year, right?" – The Office's B.J. Novak, chatting to E! about the awards that could've been. Novak, however, did share the night's trophy for best ensemble in a comedy series with his castmates. 09 of 11 Frederick M. Brown/Getty; INSET: Chris Pizzello/AP "Jennifer Ferrera." – E! correspondent Jay Manuel, mistakenly referring to Ugly Betty star America Ferrera 10 of 11 Mario Anzuoni/Reuters/ Landov "Do your homework!" – Teri Hatcher, on the red carpet, sending a message to her 10-year-old daughter Emerson at home 11 of 11 Frederick M. Brown/Getty; INSET:Jean-Paul Aussenard/WireImage "Actually, Giuliana, I am Ryan Seacrest. I've finally gone through the change." – E! host Debbie Matenopoulos, to Giuliana Rancic, when she was introduced on-air. E!'s regular red carpet host Ryan Seacrest was out sick for the night.