Oh No They Didn't!: Grammy '09's Most Outrageous Quotes

Relieve the silly, sassy – and scandalous! – things the stars said

01 of 08
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"Ninety-nine percent of my life is still completely common. I do have a golden helicopter. I fly it to Malibu. But other than that, I consider myself like everyone else."
John Mayer, discussing how he relates to "regular people" with E! host Ryan Seacrest

02 of 08
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"Before that commercial break, we all heard from a promising new bass player named McCartney. Remember that name people, it's gonna be big."
Jack Black, following Paul McCartney's performance of "I Saw Her Standing There"

03 of 08
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"I won't make out with you like Bikini Girl."
Carrie Underwood to Ryan Seacrest, about the scantily clad American Idol contestant

04 of 08
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"You may not know this but I'm actually nominated tonight for a Grammy myself. I'm up for best solo performance in a sex tape, and I'm very excited."
The Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson, before announcing Katy Perry's performance

05 of 08
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"I told myself I was gonna be cool because Paul McCartney and Coldplay were here. But I'm not cool. Freak out!"
Jennifer Nettles from Sugarland, as her group won the country duo Grammy for "Stay"

06 of 08
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"Don't bring sand to the beach."
– A newly single Paris Hilton, explaining to Ryan Seacrest why she didn't show up with a date

07 of 08
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"I kissed a girl and I, well, I had to apologize to Katy Perry for running up and kissing her, and I promised to stay at least 50 feet away from her."
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, joking while introducing Justin Timberlake's performance

08 of 08
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"Isn't it great to see the Jonas Brothers and Stevie Wonder back together again?"
– Blink-182's Mark Hoppus, before announcing that his band was reuniting after breaking up in 2005

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