5 Things That Happened This Week, as Told by Emojis

A headline is worth a thousand emojis: Kim Kardashian's nude pics, Taylor Swift's cat-astrophe and more stories that we just need to text you about
By Alison Schwartz
Updated March 19, 2015 06:00 PM

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KANYE SHARED NUDE PHOTOS OF KIM, MADE 'SWISH' HAPPEN

Picking up where Mean Girl Gretchen Wieners left off, West unleashed "swish," the English slang word for cool, while passionately Tweeting a series of NSFW photos of wife Kim. We guess that's pretty fetch.

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TAYLOR'S CAT SCRATCHED HER $40 MILLION LEGS

Swift could buy a whole lot of catnip once she files a claim over this scratch, which she showed off on Instagram to poke fun at reports she majorly stepped up her insurance plan. "GREAT WORK MEREDITH I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS," she wrote, failing to include her "Blank Space" lyric, "Cats only want love when it's torture."

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PRINCESS KATE REVEALED HER DUE DATE & RETAIL SAVVY

We've been a little subtle about our obsession with Princess Kate's maternity wardrobe – okay, that's a lie – but this might be our favorite look yet: The expectant royal stepped out wearing a $63 polka-dot ASOS maternity dress for a visit to London's Brookhill Children's Centre, where she revealed she's due between mid-April and the end of April.

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DEMI REMINDED US WHAT LOVE IS TRULY ABOUT

Lovato said she wished she "could put into words how grateful I am for this man." And so she did. Marking three years of sobriety, she took to Instagram with a message for boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama: "My love has grown to a level that words could never possibly express how much this man completes me. He's loved me the way I never thought I deserved to be loved and with this day marking my 3rd year sober... After sharing my ups, putting up with my downs and supporting my recovery... he still never takes credit and I want the world to know how incredible his soul is. I really wouldn't be alive today without him."

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HILARY STRIPPED DOWN INTO A BIKINI TO INSPIRE MOMS

"Hey #moms #westillgotit #loveyourbod," Duff captioned her super-fit selfie, which we would continue ogling, if we weren't sitting here eating cake and skipping spin class.

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