10 Things We Learned About Mockingjay – Part 2 from the New Trailer
1. CRESSIDA STILL HAS TIME TO SHAVE HALF HER HEAD ON A DAILY BASIS
So things can't get that bad, right? Right??
2. KATNISS CONSIDERS SMILING
We are excited for this very funny joke.
3. HENLEYS WILL BE IN VOGUE IN THE POST-APOCALYPTIC UNIVERSE
We're not surprised that humans will continue approving of casual and comfortable fashion that makes you feel like you're wearing pajamas.a
4. PRIMROSE MAY BE IN DANGER
First rule of movies: An extended, emotional hug means ominous news for one of the huggers.
5. KATNISS WILL HAVE TO MAKE MORE DIFFICULT DECISIONS
And brood. She will have to brood.a
6. THE SQUAD RECRUITS BRIENNE FROM GAME OF THRONES
7. EFFIE'S HAIR GROWS EVER TALLER
If the last movies have proved anything, it's that the height of Effie's hair is directly proportional to the amount of drama facing all of the central characters.a
8. PEETA'S CHISELED FACE EXPERIENCES FURTHER DEEP CONCERN
We're hoping the source of discomfort is as innocuous as being friend-zoned yet again by Katniss and not, like, more death.
9. GALE IS CONCERNED, TOO
We're starting to suspect that the Gale-Peeta-Katniss love triangle will not end in a way that satisfies all parties.a
10. KATNISS CONTINUES TO CARRY HERSELF LIKE SHE'S INVINCIBLE
If we're this worried about her, we can only imagine how her mother feels.