June 19, 2015 01:30 PM

“Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful years,’ Laura! You’ve really earned half.”

So begins a short YouTube video from a very disgruntled German who just went through an emotional divorce from his wife, Laura. His catharsis? Splitting several objects that they shared in half – literally – to prove some sort of bitter point.

Such carefully divided objects include phones, cars, chairs and laptops. He gave Laura half – and the rest, he’s selling.

On the eBay page where he’s selling the items, one of the descriptions translates as, “From my half I must now separate, fond memories you cannot remove,” according to CNBC.

Don’t get your hopes up, Americans – the objects aren’t being shipped to the U.S., according to his page.

Watch the video here, if you can bear seeing the destruction of several valuable objects in the name of revenge:

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