The 10 Most Important Things That Happened in the Magic Mike XXL Trailer
WHEN SPARKS ACTUALLY STARTED TO FLY
The fire is only the second hottest thing about this scene though.
WHEN A CHAIR BECAME THE LUCKIEST PIECE OF FURNITURE EVER
Let Channing Tatum's impromptu chair choreography serve as a friendly reminder that it's totally acceptable to break out into dance at any time … if you have really nice biceps.
WHEN CHANNING REALLY STARTED TO SHOW OFF
We could sit here all day and watch Tatum flip his body over tables, as one does.
WHEN WE WANTED IN ON THAT CARPOOL
Because a convertible full of male strippers sure beats the bus.
WHEN THE DANCE MOVES BECAME ALMOST TOO HOT
This is the point in the trailer where we started to wonder, "Can any of our coworkers see what we're watching?" (Spoiler alert: We don't even care.)
WHEN IT STARTED TO RAIN
Like you wouldn't shower Tatum with your life savings.
WHEN JOE HELPED US, AHEM, COOL OFF
We needed that, Mr. Manganiello.
WHEN THE MOST EPIC HIGH-FIVE WENT DOWN
In case you were wondering, this gesture pretty accurately sums up how we feel right now.
WHEN EVERYONE WAS SHIRTLESS AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERED
Say hello to our new desktop background.
WHEN WE REMEMBERED THERE WAS A PLOT
You'll have to forgive us for forgetting there are/there needs to be words in this movie.
Watch the full trailer here. You're welcome.