10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Ellen DeGeneres wants to be a Good Samaritan like Ryan Gosling, plus more from George Clooney, Lady Gaga and other stars

01 of 10
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"I don't know if I've broken up a fight like Ryan Gosling, but I would if I saw one."
Ellen DeGeneres, who's willing to lend a hand like the actor did in his Good Samaritan act caught on video, to PEOPLE

02 of 10
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Fame

"AARP's Sexiest Man Alive."
– PEOPLE's two-time Sexiest Man Alive George Clooney, adjusting his title after turning 50 this May, at the Venice Film Festival

03 of 10
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"I LOVE MY BOOBIES!!"
Jessica Simpson, who tweeted that rumors of a breast reduction are "UDDERly not true…breast assured everyone"

04 of 10
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"We're further apart now than we were when we started the show. So thanks, Oprah, for all your help."
– A bitter Ryan O'Neal, after appearing with estranged daughter Tatum in the Oprah Winfrey Network reality series Ryan and Tatum: The O'Neals, to TV Guide

05 of 10
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"Dear Mum, at work today I had so-and-so's left nut sack pressed against my cheek."
Kate Winslet, on the indignities of filming a movie nude scene, to V Magazine

06 of 10
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"Oh Harry, he's the naughty one!"
Kelly Osbourne, stating her preference for the life-of-the-party prince over his settled-down brother Prince William, to Marie Claire

07 of 10
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"I laughed so hard the baby popped out!!!"
Melanie Brown, who had quite the chuckle giving birth to her and husband Stephen Belafonte's new baby girl, on Twitter

08 of 10
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"Even when I was a kid, I used to run around naked with the babysitter, driving her crazy."
Lady Gaga, on her penchant for nudity at an early age, to Harper's Bazaar

09 of 10
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"His plan was to live to 103. He wanted to be the oldest living retired police officer in New York City – not because he wanted to set a record or be in the paper – he just wanted to stick them for another 25 years of pension checks."
Jimmy Kimmel, paying tribute his late night sidekick and real-life relative Uncle Frank Potenza, who recently passed away at age 77

10 of 10
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"I think I can have both. Or all three!"
Madonna, when asked if she'd abdicate a throne for a man or a woman, at the Venice Film Festival
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