The Kylie Jenner Guide to Getting 50 Million Instagram Followers
MAKE US WONDER
What exactly are Jenner and Cara Delevingne up to in this photo? We'd better check her Instagram again soon because we must know.
GIVE US MORTALS A GLIMPSE OF THE FANCY PARTIES YOU GET TO GO TO …
We totally went to a Golden Globes afterparty … vicariously, through Jenner that is.
… AND GLIMPSES OF YOUR CHILL HOUSE PARTIES
Although even Jenner's low-key holiday parties look pretty glam.
SHOW OFF YOUR MASSIVE SHOE COLLECTION LIKE IT'S NBD
Jenner currently has more pairs of shoes in her closet then we'll own in our entire lives, and we just need a minute to process that thought.
TAKE CAR SELFIES SO WE KNOW WE'RE FOLLOWING YOUR EVERY MOVE
And make sure you have cute shades on for the occasion.
TWO WORDS: BLACK BIKINIS
They're a state of mind.
CLUE EVERYONE IN ON YOUR BEAUTY SECRETS AND TRENDS
I saw Kylie Jenner wearing a waist trainer, so I bought a waist trainer.
GIVE SNEAK PEEKS OF YOUR BEAUTY PRODUCTS
People will have to follow you for the latest on your makeup lines.
LET YOUR RUMP DO THE TALKING
This says it all.
AND REMIND PEOPLE WHAT IT TAKES TO EARN YOUR BOD
Jenner is our gym motivation all day, every day.
WEAR AN ELABORATE HALLOWEEN COSTUME, AND MAKE YOUR FRIENDS BE YOUR SIDEKICKS
Yes we are going as a ninja princess next year, why do you ask?
HAVE A TREASURE TROVE OF #TBT SHOTS
The camera has always loved her.
DEBUT YOUR TATS
Jenner's hip ink is "insanely" hot.
GET IN REAL CLOSE
She knows we want to see it all.
MAKE US WEEP WITH JOY AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR DOGS
We bet if Jenner's dogs had Insta accounts they would get to 50 million followers in, like, a millisecond.
SERIOUSLY, JUST LOOK AT THIS
"Bring your puppy to work day" = our new favorite day of the year
GO MAKEUP-FREE FROM TIME TO TIME
Especially if you look gorgeous bare.
SHOW EVERYONE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR FRIENDS
BE A LADY IN LINGERIE
Just to be extra sure your followers understand that you're really, really, really, really ridiculously good-looking. (And can't look away.)
FLAUNT YOUR FLAWS
Seeing a beauty like Jenner own her imperfections, like this scar on her leg that she "loves," is a confidence boost for any follower.
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