10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
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"Nothing says God bless the U.S.A. like a beret."
– The Campaign star Will Ferrell, who sported the French-inspired Team USA Olympic headpiece during an appearance on the Late Show
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"This is, by far, the best relationship I've ever been in."
– Newly engaged Bachelorette star Emily Maynard, gushing about her "perfect man," Utah entrepreneur Jef Holm, to PEOPLE
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"I've been working with her for the past few weeks, and she is annoying, obnoxious, disruptive. Did I say irritating? Yes, annoying, very annoying."
– X Factor judge Simon Cowell, taking a mock jab at fellow judge Demi Lovato, during her hosting gig at the Teen Choice Awards
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"My Happiness ... My Family! Ahhh, My Boys!"
– Mom-to-be Vanessa Lachey, sharing a picture of her bare belly alongside husband Nick Lachey, on Twitter
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"We've Tweeted him, we've stalked him [on] Facebook. We thought because he was so into volleyball he would have got back to us. But no luck so far."
– Team USA beach volleyball player April Ross, on her attempts to lure Prince Harry to an Olympic match, to The Times of the U.K.
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"I hope to be the incredible shrinking woman on the first season of The Ricki Lake Show!"
– Ricki Lake, on her goal of dropping 10 pounds while filming her new daytime talk show, to PEOPLE
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"The music and the parties and the paparazzi, I mean, it's like living in Lebanon now."
– Lovebirds Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, on what it's like living near pop star Justin Bieber, on The View
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"I was nominated for an Oscar earlier this year, and I lost to … Christopher Plummer. I'd just like to point out that he's not nominated for anything tonight. So … I'm better."
– Jonah Hill, giving a shout-out to his Academy Awards Best Supporting Actor rival during his acceptance speech (for 21 Jump Street's choice comedy win), at the Teen Choice Awards
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"I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry."
– Kristen Stewart, in her public apology to boyfriend Robert Pattinson following news of her affair with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, in a statement to PEOPLE
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