10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"Nothing says God bless the U.S.A. like a beret."
– The Campaign star Will Ferrell, who sported the French-inspired Team USA Olympic headpiece during an appearance on the Late Show

"This is, by far, the best relationship I've ever been in."
– Newly engaged Bachelorette star Emily Maynard, gushing about her "perfect man," Utah entrepreneur Jef Holm, to PEOPLE

"I've been working with her for the past few weeks, and she is annoying, obnoxious, disruptive. Did I say irritating? Yes, annoying, very annoying."
– X Factor judge Simon Cowell, taking a mock jab at fellow judge Demi Lovato, during her hosting gig at the Teen Choice Awards

"9 days and counting…so help me god i will make whoever did this pay."
– Paris Jackson, after being cut off from her guardian, grandmother Katherine Jackson, for over a week, on Twitter

"My Happiness ... My Family! Ahhh, My Boys!"
– Mom-to-be Vanessa Lachey, sharing a picture of her bare belly alongside husband Nick Lachey, on Twitter

"We've Tweeted him, we've stalked him [on] Facebook. We thought because he was so into volleyball he would have got back to us. But no luck so far."
– Team USA beach volleyball player April Ross, on her attempts to lure Prince Harry to an Olympic match, to The Times of the U.K.

"I hope to be the incredible shrinking woman on the first season of The Ricki Lake Show!"
– Ricki Lake, on her goal of dropping 10 pounds while filming her new daytime talk show, to PEOPLE

"The music and the parties and the paparazzi, I mean, it's like living in Lebanon now."
– Lovebirds Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, on what it's like living near pop star Justin Bieber, on The View

"I was nominated for an Oscar earlier this year, and I lost to … Christopher Plummer. I'd just like to point out that he's not nominated for anything tonight. So … I'm better."
– Jonah Hill, giving a shout-out to his Academy Awards Best Supporting Actor rival during his acceptance speech (for 21 Jump Street's choice comedy win), at the Teen Choice Awards

"I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry."
– Kristen Stewart, in her public apology to boyfriend Robert Pattinson following news of her affair with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, in a statement to PEOPLE

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