10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Harrison Ford informs Chewy there's a new Wookiee in town, plus more from Kristen Stewart, George Clooney and other stars
By Christie Larusso
Updated July 28, 2011 03:00 PM

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"Daniel Craig is my Wookiee b---h now!"
– Harrison Ford, rubbing his new Cowboys amp Aliens bromance in the face of his former Star Wars sidekick Chewbacca, in a parody on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

See Ford and Chewy's rocky reunion at EW.com

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"Like two seconds."
– Crystal Harris, on her single sexual encounter with 85-year-old Playboy founder Hugh Hefner (who refutes his ex-fiancée's claims), on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show

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"He can move his hips better than I will ever dream."
– Kristen Stewart, revealing Breaking Dawn costar Taylor Lautner's secret talent, at San Diego Comic-Con

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"At 7 o'clock at night, my wife and I are in pajamas: anything super comfortable and generally very ugly."
– Steve Carell, comparing his suave Crazy, Stupid, Love wardrobe to his more casual off-screen style, to PEOPLE

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"For anyone that doubted my 211 lbs at pregnancy here is a photo I found! Meaty meaty a--! Whoa!"
– Jenny McCarthy, Tweeting a photo from 2002 of her pregnant with son Evan

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"Republicans hate the beginning of the movie, the Democrats hate the end. So we're good."
– George Clooney, gaining bipartisan approval for his new political drama The Ides of March, to USA Today

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"The casting director said, 'Oh my god, you're just perfect.' I was really excited for a moment, then it dawned on me: 'I just nailed the d-bag character.'"
– Josh Groban, who plays Emma Stone's offensive boyfriend in Crazy, Stupid, Love, to GQ

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"Maybe it should be weird, simulating sex with your husband in front of people? But it's really not."
– Anna Paquin, on sharing steamy scenes with her True Blood costar and real-life husband Stephen Moyer, to V Magazine

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"She's not a movie star, she's not a pop star, she's a reality star that everyone's obsessed with and everyone wants to see."
– Kim Kardashian's publicist friend Jonathan Cheban, who says the bride-to-be's wedding will be "over the top," to PEOPLE

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"We think they've placed a no-sex hex on the house."
– Newly single Olivia Wilde, who believes her current home is haunted by its former owners, the Jonas Brothers, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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