Happy Birthday Katy Perry! To Celebrate: 9 of Her Tweets That Read Like a Philosophy Textbook

“Birthday girl” may be Katy Perry‘s most important title today – but it isn’t her only one.

The songstress is also the reigning Queen of Twitter: With more than 76 million followers, she’s the most-followed person on the platform.

And if you’re one of the 76 million, you’ll know that when Perry tweets, she gets deep.

Below, just a few musings that would make as much sense on the pages of a philosophy textbook as they do filling up her feed:

Happy birthday, KP!