“Birthday girl” may be Katy Perry‘s most important title today – but it isn’t her only one.
The songstress is also the reigning Queen of Twitter: With more than 76 million followers, she’s the most-followed person on the platform.
And if you’re one of the 76 million, you’ll know that when Perry tweets, she gets deep.
Below, just a few musings that would make as much sense on the pages of a philosophy textbook as they do filling up her feed:
Happy birthday, KP!