Ignore the rampant rumors that John Mayer has had a secret on-again, off-again affair with Kristin Cavallari for the last two years – they’re all false, the musician said in a series of Twitter posts Wednesday.
“I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together,” Mayer, no stranger to romance rumors, wrote.
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Then, just in case readers didn’t get what he was saying, he added: “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli” and “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”
For her part, the new star of The Hills has long said she’s single and not looking for a boyfriend.
– Michael Y. Park