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June 29, 2016 05:00 PM

John Mayer may say he’s ready for a relationship, but unfortunately he’s up against a brutal dating landscape of ghosters, catfishers and people who simply aren’t here for the right reasons.

“The stage is set but I’m excited for a meet cute at some point. I’m single and I’m excited about the future,” Mayer said on Watch What Happens Live. “I’m ready to roll, I’m more mature than I’ve ever been.”

Luckily for Mayer, 38, we’re here to provide our counsel. We went ahead and chose eight J-May Instagram photos that he should include in the dating profile we pray that he makes.

The Photo: Black-and-white Mirror Selfie

The Message: “I’m alternative, but still fun enough to indulge my basic side.”

The Photo: Selfie with Bob Saget

The Message: “I know cool people, I have a sense of humor and I wear glasses sometimes.”

The Photo: Thirst Trap

The Message: “Come cuddle with me. Cool thnx bye.”

The Photo: Full-body Semi-candid.

The Message: “I look good a lot of the time.”

The Photo: Studio Shot with Tattoos

The message: “Darling I’m a daydream dressed like a nightmare.”

The Photo: Santa Portrait

The Message: “I know him!”

The Photo: Glam Shot with Dog

The Message: “This could be us but you’re not a fluffy little 8-week-old puppy.”

The Photo: Cheekbones Showcase

The Message: “Literally come over right now.”

We wish Mayer nothing but luck on his new journey.

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