Jessica Simpson's Silliest Twitpics
"Sunday morning cereal craving!" Tweeted Simpson, who shared this shot while stocking up on some breakfast favorites.
A side effect of pregnancy? Luscious lips! "Woke up looking like the lip injection fairy visited me in the night! Is this how pregnancy face begins?! Yikes!" she wrote.
Fan-girl mode: engage! Simpson showed off her shady new purchase, Tweeting,
SHE WEARS MANY HATS
Simpson shows some love to her pricey Birkin bag, a present from fiancé Eric Johnson. "Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life!" she Tweeted.
BREAKING AND ENTERING
"Anyone snuck onto the 50 yd line of the Yale Bowl recently?....I haven't," joked Simpson, embracing her inner coed for some collegiate shenanigans.
The star Tweeted this goofy photo with pal Lauren Auslander to a friend, writing, "[We] want you to see what you're missin' out on. XXX."
No butts about it – Simpson is a big fan of fiancé Eric Johnson's double bubble. After Tweeting her praise of his butt ("Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush. Laying my hands upon it with peace," she wrote), the cheeky singer decided to show her fans just what she was talking about. "Calvin Klein in its prime, oh thank God for this behind!" Simpson gushed.
"Just woke up after falling asleep reading this book 'poemcrazy'! Poems that are crazy normally keep me awake! WTF?" asked Simpson, recreating her mid-book snooze in this photo.
WHAT A TOMATO
Is she in the mood for sushi? Nope, it's just Simpson clowning around again! "Just overcame my fear of sharks by kissing a killer whale," she wrote about this shot.