10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Avengers's Mark Ruffalo has always been quite the Hulk, plus more from Jessica Simpson, Jimmy Kimmel and other stars

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"You should have seen me in my 20s…I was the poster definition of an angry young man with a persecution complex."
– Mark Ruffalo, relating to his Avengers character the Hulk, to The Daily News

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"I can't wait to see if he can master ponytails and braids!"
– New mom Jessica Simpson, on fiancé Eric Johnson's fathering skills to their newborn daughter Maxwell Drew, to PEOPLE

See photos of Jessica's baby bash here!

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"I think my right butt cheek is bigger than my left butt cheek. Oh and my right boob is sooo much bigger than my left boob."
– Kendra Wilkinson, exposing her body issues, on Twitter

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"Someday I will get to relax in a hair-and-makeup chair again and leave the maniacs home with you!"
– Super mom Jennifer Garner, mock threatening husband Ben Affleck, at CinemaCon

Inset: Startraks

"Anyone who's seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall knows about Jason Segel's full frontal. Unfortunately, the full-frontal scene got cut from the movie so, yeah, we just basically made him do full frontal all the time on-set."
– The Five-Year Engagement's Alison Brie, dishing on her costar's off-camera nude scenes, to Moviefone.com

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"I like to think divorce is not an option."
– Khloé Kardashian, who's hoping to ease the pressure on her and husband Lamar Odom by putting their reality show on hold, to PEOPLE

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"I said, 'Oh I just want a little bit off.'"
– Cameron Diaz, who after her recent – and unintentionally short – haircut, on The Tonight Show

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"I love getting beaten up by Scarlett. Wouldn't you?"
– Jeremy Renner, on going at it with Avengers costar Scarlett Johansson, to PEOPLE

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"My friends just call me Wally."
– Belgian-Australian singer Goyte (pronounced "Goh-tee-yay," like the designer), whose real name is Wouter, to PEOPLE

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"Mr. President, remember when the country rallied around you in hope of a better tomorrow? That was hilarious."
– Jimmy Kimmel, roasting President Barack Obama, at the White House Correspondents' Dinner

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