9 Times Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson Gave Us #MarriageGoals
WHEN SHE DRESSED UP LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY
Are you trying to say the Easter Bunny doesn't traditionally wear Daisy Dukes?
WHEN THEY WATCHED THE SUNSET TOGETHER
And no romantic sunset is complete without a light-soaked selfie. It's true; people write poetry about this kind of stuff.
WHEN HE BECAME CHRISTIAN GREY
"#FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON," wrote Simpson, creating the sort of all-caps hashtag Jane Austen would have most certainly used had Instagram been around in the 18th century.
WHEN SHE BECAME ANA STEELE
We'll just leave this here.
WHEN HE WORE HER LINGERIE AS A MASK
So, how was your Halloween?
WHEN THEY MADE FUNNY FACES, BUT IN A CUTE WAY
What is the world if not one big, orbiting photo booth?
WHEN THEY MADE FUNNY FACES AGAIN, AND IT WAS STILL REALLY CUTE
Not that we're making our boyfriends practice this pose or anything like that.
WHEN HE USED HIS SHIRT TO CONVEY HIS EMOTIONS
"I mean, since you asked so politely …"
WHEN THEY CELEBRATED THEIR ANNIVERSARY & THEIR HAPPINESS BECAME OUR OWN
Would it be rude if we asked to be their permanent third-wheel?