10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Sofia Vergara and Jennifer Lopez nip it in the booty, plus more from George Clooney, Adam Levine and other stars

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Courtesy Julie Bowen; Inset: Jordan Strauss/WireImage

"Yes, you can buy the jeans at Kmart. But not the booty…"
Modern Family's Julie Bowen, Tweeting a photo of costar Sofia Vergara "getting sassy at Disneyland"

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"I don't give a s---."
George Clooney, on rumors that he's gay, to The Advocate

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"I have a lot of money for a 21-year-old…Just recently I started letting myself eat things from the minibar."
The Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence, indulging in the new perks of fame, to Glamour

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"How are you not a woman?"
The Voice judge Adam Levine, upon seeing contestant Cameron Novack after his gender-bending performance of Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know"

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Courtesy Steve Martin

"Dude. Seriously. I love my life."
Gwyneth Paltrow, Tweeting a shot with funny guys Steve Martin and Martin Short from an Oscars afterparty

"I hate my life."
Steve Martin, humorously posting the same photo

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Inset: Jeff Vespa/WireImage

"Naked on her back – I'm surprised you didn't name her Chelsea Handler."
Jay Leno, on Jennifer Aniston's new pup Sophie, on The Tonight Show

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"I've won it twice, and that is High Times magazine's Stoner of the Year. I actually lost to James Franco eventually."
Seth Rogen, bragging about his accolades

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Peter Kramer/AP

"I have bad feet, a bad memory and a bad attitude."
DWTS's new cast member Sherri Shepherd, on what she's bringing to the ballroom, to PEOPLE

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Inset: Landov

"It's time for Lind-sanity!"
Saturday Night Live's Kenan Thompson, getting this weekend's host Lindsay Lohan in on New York's Jeremy Lin mania

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Gary Hershorn/Landov

"There was no nipple!"
Jennifer Lopez, setting the record straight on her buzzed-about Oscars wardrobe malfunction, on American Idol
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