Jennifer Lopez, Barack Obama, Olivia Wilde: Celeb Quotes

01 of 11

"There weren't any. You do the takes in 17 hours, and it's just hot and sweaty."
– Margot Robbie, on the lack of fireworks when kissing The Wolf of Wall Street costar Leonardo DiCaprio, to PEOPLE

02 of 11

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"My son, that's the love of my life right there."
– Jennifer Lopez, on the love letter she received from 5½-year-old son Max, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

03 of 11

"It's top secret. Not even the NSA knows that."
– President Barack Obama, on what he's getting wife Michelle for her 50th birthday, to PEOPLE

04 of 11

"For the record, I have three children: Neve, Beckett, and @RonanFarrow."
– Conan O'Brien, poking fun at college student Greg Keating's claim that he is Coco's long-lost son, on Twitter

05 of 11

"May the fourth be with you."
– Olivia Wilde, on using the noteworthy Star Wars expression to remember her baby's due date, to E!

06 of 11

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"It's weird how he's going back to pranks from 1950."
– Community star Joel McHale, on Justin Bieber's latest scandal involving throwing eggs at a neighbor's home, on Conan

07 of 11

"This is the sound of smooth digestion. Like an Olympic diver hitting the water."
– Dr. Mehmet Oz, discussing healthy digestion and bowel movements with The Body Book author Cameron Diaz, on his daytime talk show

08 of 11

"If you blow us away on the first song, I'd like to pick you up and hold you like a baby on the second."
– Judge Harry Connick Jr., who cradled contestant Munfarid Zaidi after he professed his love for the singer, on American Idol

09 of 11

"I shoved two giant slices down my pie hole, and it was the best thing ever."
– Mom-to-be Drew Barrymore, on satisfying her pizza craving after the Golden Globe Awards, on E!

10 of 11

"A girl meets this boy, they fall in love ... and the boys try to get in girls' fruit loops."
– June "Mama" Shannon, cheekily explaining the birds and the bees to daughters Lauryn (Pumpkin), Anna (Chickadee) and Jessica (Chubbs), on the season premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo