10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
"It's top secret. Not even the NSA knows that."
– President Barack Obama, on what he's getting wife Michelle for her 50th birthday, to PEOPLE
"A girl meets this boy, they fall in love ... and the boys try to get in girls' fruit loops."
– June "Mama" Shannon, cheekily explaining the birds and the bees to daughters Lauryn (Pumpkin), Anna (Chickadee) and Jessica (Chubbs), on the season premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo