People.com Celebrity 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week Jennifer Lawrence wants to be Uncle Jesse's girl. Plus, more from Justin Bieber, Kelly Clarkson and other stars By Whitney Little and Lauren Lieberman Lauren Lieberman Lauren Lieberman is the Senior Photo Editor of PEOPLE.com and EW.com. She has been with PEOPLE for more than a decade managing the online photo team, creating red carpet galleries, and producing signature online content. She graduated from NYU with a Bachelors in Communications. People Editorial Guidelines Updated on January 21, 2022 05:48 PM Share Tweet Pin Email 01 of 11 Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic; Bob D'Amico/ABC "I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass. I, like, lost my mind."– Jennifer Lawrence, on meeting celebrity crush John Stamos, on Conan Stay in the know about Jennifer Lawrence by subscribing now. 02 of 11 "Chuck Norris is my father."– Justin Bieber, who jokingly revealed a shocking paternity announcement on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Stay in the know about Justin Bieber by subscribing now. 03 of 11 Mirrorpix/Splash News Online; Inset: Everett "I'm over the moon about the royal baby. But I really can't mount an argument in favor of monarchy. Is that treason? Do I have to turn in my passport?"– Keira Knightley, weighing in on Britain's royal family, to Marie Claire Stay in the know about Keira Knightley by subscribing now. 04 of 11 Mitch Haddad/ABC; Inset: AP "Just goes to show you – if you let the internet decide, it will always choose cats."– Jimmy Kimmel, on Monopoly's newest token decided by an online vote Stay in the know about Jimmy Kimmel by subscribing now. 05 of 11 Scott Downie/Celebrity Photo; Inset: AP "She wants to listen to 'Gangnam Style' and apparently [it's] a big hit among 3-year-olds right now."– New Girl star Max Greenfield, revealing his daughter's favorite song on Anderson Stay in the know about Max Greenfield by subscribing now. 06 of 11 "Not a damn clue! If I did I would have worn something besides Uggs and a sweatshirt with no bra."– Kelly Clarkson, on fiancé Brandon Blackstock's surprise proposal, to PEOPLE Stay in the know about Kelly Clarkson by subscribing now. 07 of 11 Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty "We watch a lot of Dateline. That's usually a hot night in the house, uncovering murders."– Jessica Alba, on date nights with husband Cash Warren, to Women's Health Stay in the know about Jessica Alba by subscribing now. 08 of 11 "I'm basically the healthiest fat guy you've ever seen in your life."– New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, who underwent lap band surgery in February to lose weight, on The Late Show with David Letterman 09 of 11 Alexandra Wyman/Getty "I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one."– The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville, on seeking revenge on ex-husband Eddie Cibrian, in her new memoir Drinking & Tweeting Stay in the know about Brandi Glanville by subscribing now. 10 of 11 Jesse Grant/WireImage "Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier."– Betty White, on getting better with age Stay in the know about Betty White by subscribing now. 11 of 11 GET MORE OF THE BEST … ON TUMBLR – Love our 10 Best Quotes of the Week? Follow PEOPLE on Tumblr for new quotes every day! It's just one more way to get the latest on celebrity news. GO THERE NOW