10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Jennifer Lawrence wants to be Uncle Jesse's girl. Plus, more from Justin Bieber, Kelly Clarkson and other stars
By Whitney Little and Lauren Lieberman
Updated February 08, 2013 06:00 AM

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"I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass. I, like, lost my mind."
– Jennifer Lawrence, on meeting celebrity crush John Stamos, on Conan

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"Chuck Norris is my father."
– Justin Bieber, who jokingly revealed a shocking paternity announcement on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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"I'm over the moon about the royal baby. But I really can't mount an argument in favor of monarchy. Is that treason? Do I have to turn in my passport?"
– Keira Knightley, weighing in on Britain's royal family, to Marie Claire

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"Just goes to show you – if you let the internet decide, it will always choose cats."
– Jimmy Kimmel, on Monopoly's newest token decided by an online vote

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"She wants to listen to 'Gangnam Style' and apparently [it's] a big hit among 3-year-olds right now."
– New Girl star Max Greenfield, revealing his daughter's favorite song on Anderson

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"Not a damn clue! If I did I would have worn something besides Uggs and a sweatshirt with no bra."
– Kelly Clarkson, on fiancé Brandon Blackstock's surprise proposal, to PEOPLE

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"We watch a lot of Dateline. That's usually a hot night in the house, uncovering murders."
– Jessica Alba, on date nights with husband Cash Warren, to Women's Health

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"I'm basically the healthiest fat guy you've ever seen in your life."
– New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, who underwent lap band surgery in February to lose weight, on The Late Show with David Letterman

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"I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one."
– The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville, on seeking revenge on ex-husband Eddie Cibrian, in her new memoir Drinking & Tweeting

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"Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier."
– Betty White, on getting better with age

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