10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Who would never, ever, ever tell Jessica Simpson to put the brownie down? Plus, more from Jennifer Aniston, Chris Evans and other stars

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"I asked him, 'Babe, why didn’t you tell me to put the brownie down?' He said, 'You looked great.' He's always loved every curve on my body."
Jessica Simpson, on husband Eric Johnson's total acceptance of her figure, to InStyle

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"I deprive myself nothing. But that's an annoying thing to say, right?"
Allison Williams, taking on critics who scrutinize her body, to Glamour

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"Wait, what? What are you talking about? Did I date Nicole Kidman?"
Jimmy Fallon, after Kidman told him he botched a potential first date with her years ago, on The Tonight Show

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"Forty percent of the votes were my mom."
Chris Evans, who joked about the voting process while accepting his People's Choice Award for action movie actor

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"I was like, 'You must be really shvitzing up a storm in those jeans and combat boots.'"
Jennifer Aniston, on what she told an overdressed Justin Theroux when they first met, to InStyle

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"#Littlefeet broke her little elbow. But we shall not sacrifice our glamour. #bedazzle."
Padma Lakshmi , on making a blinged-out arm sling for 4½-year-old daughter Krishna, on

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"I got a yellow townie bike, and I ride over to friends' houses. I bribe people. I'll say, 'Let's ride to this restaurant, and I'll pay for dinner.'"
Kirstie Alley, on how she maintains her recent 50-lb. weight loss, to PEOPLE

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"It could be like the Hindenburg – the greatest disaster ever – but even that would be great TV."
Chris Harrison, joking on naming ex-wife, Gwen, the next Bachelorette, to GQ

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"Will you have a word with her?"
– Newlywed Eddie Redmayne, asking Ellen DeGeneres to intervene after his habitually tardy wife, Hannah, was late to their own wedding, on her talk show

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"This is the happiest time in my life, and I could say that every day."
Blake Lively, on life as a new mom, to PEOPLE

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