By Maria Yagoda
Updated October 07, 2015 05:45 PM
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It’s October, which means it’s officially time to start agonizing about your Halloween costume.

Are you going to go the sexy route? The pun-y route? The cute route? The funny route?

We’re here to help you decide precisely what you should be, so you’ll never have to type “what should I be for Halloween” into Google, not that we have ever done that.

Just answer these simple questions, and we’ll figure out the rest.