No Tricks, Just Treats: Hot Hunks of Horror
The Amityville Horror, 2005
Plot: George Lutz tries to kill his wife and her three children while possessed by an evil spirit in a haunted house. What really happens: Reynolds creeps around shirtless wearing only pajama bottoms.
A Nightmare on Elm Street, 1984
Ignore the part when the ill-fated Glen Lantz is reduced to a geyser of blood, and try to focus on his moody-hot teenage angst.
Billy Loomis is psychotic perfection, and he still haunts our nightmares. And daydreams.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation, 1994
Even when he's screaming like a maniac and chasing terrified teens in his truck, Vilmer Slaughter's dallying drawl will somehow make you melt. We like to consider this the very beginning of the McConaissance, all right, all right?
Friday the 13th, 1980
Even with a spear rammed through his jugular, all we could do was stare at those baby blues.
American Psycho, 2000
Yes, Patrick Bateman (Bale) is a touch sadistic and basically murders everyone who crosses his path. But he also has killer abs (har, har), an impressive beauty routine, an impeccable apartment and a respectable job. Did we mention his abs?
Dracula 2000, 2000
Kudos to Butler for drinking the blood – or Kool-Aid, whatever – before the whole vampire craze was actually a thing. Suck it (you see what we did there?), Team Edward.
Cabin Fever, 2002
Flesh-eating virus or not, we'd take an afternoon swim with Strong any day.
Straw Dogs, 2011
Because nothing says "sex appeal" like a stalker ex-boyfriend who hasn't moved on from an old high school romance.
The Stepfather, 2009
David Harris (or should we say Grady Edwards?), played by Walsh, is a twisted serial killer featured on America's Most Wanted. And he's on our most-wanted list too ... for different reasons.
Red Eye, 2005
We'd be pretty excited if our assigned seat on an overnight flight just happened to be next to those cheekbones and flowing locks. But then Jackson Rippner (Murphy) had to ruin it by being a crazed heartless psycho. The struggle.
Queen of the Damned, 2002
Lestat de Lioncourt (Townsend) is a blood-sucking vampire and a rock star? BRB, fainting.