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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Gwyneth Paltrow swears off the procedure that made her look like Joan Rivers. Plus, more from Lindsay Lohan, Ben Affleck and other stars
By Karen J. Quan
Updated April 12, 2013 06:00 AM
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"I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!"
– Gwyneth Paltrow, vowing to never get the cosmetic procedure again, to Harper's Bazaar

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"Oh, I thought this was going to be vodka."
– Lindsay Lohan, making light of her alcohol problems, on the Late Show with David Letterman

"You gotta stop drinking. They don't let you drink in rehab."
– David Letterman, joking in response

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"With another baby on the way, Mama cannot take time off!"
– Halle Berry, who will continue working after having baby No. 2, to E! News

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"For five hours, I heard opera."
– Rachel McAdams, who tried to cure a bout of insomnia with a marijuana concoction from her local grocer, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

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"My tough-girl image is out the window."
– Miranda Lambert, who shed tears for her big win during this year's ACM Awards, to PEOPLE

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"It's going to be a little Mr. Mom action, and I'm going to get back in the ring and we're going to see if I still have it."
– Ben Affleck, who will take on daddy duties while wife Jennifer Garner gets back to acting, to PEOPLE

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"I'm vulnerable to the concept of a KKK threesome."
– Russell Brand, flirting with reality TV's three famous Ks – Khloé, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian – during their stint as guest hosts on Chelsea Lately

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"You know, paint in a cottage by the ocean by myself. I just have no idea and I'm kind of into that."
– Taylor Swift, addressing the possibility of to Wonderland magazine

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"If I like you, I'll confront you and be open about it. Then I expect you to come after me."
– Ashley Tisdale, on how she plays the dating game, to Maxim

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"It's going to be quite spectacular … We're going pretty big."
– Avril Lavigne, on her upcoming nuptials to Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger, on KIIS-FM's On-Air with Ryan Seacrest

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