10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
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"I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!"
– Gwyneth Paltrow, vowing to never get the cosmetic procedure again, to Harper's Bazaar
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"Oh, I thought this was going to be vodka."
– Lindsay Lohan, making light of her alcohol problems, on the Late Show with David Letterman
"You gotta stop drinking. They don't let you drink in rehab."
– David Letterman, joking in response
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"With another baby on the way, Mama cannot take time off!"
– Halle Berry, who will continue working after having baby No. 2, to E! News
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"For five hours, I heard opera."
– Rachel McAdams, who tried to cure a bout of insomnia with a marijuana concoction from her local grocer, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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"My tough-girl image is out the window."
– Miranda Lambert, who shed tears for her big win during this year's ACM Awards, to PEOPLE
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"It's going to be a little Mr. Mom action, and I'm going to get back in the ring and we're going to see if I still have it."
– Ben Affleck, who will take on daddy duties while wife Jennifer Garner gets back to acting, to PEOPLE
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"I'm vulnerable to the concept of a KKK threesome."
– Russell Brand, flirting with reality TV's three famous Ks – Khloé, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian – during their stint as guest hosts on Chelsea Lately
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"You know, paint in a cottage by the ocean by myself. I just have no idea and I'm kind of into that."
– Taylor Swift, addressing the possibility of to Wonderland magazine
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"If I like you, I'll confront you and be open about it. Then I expect you to come after me."
– Ashley Tisdale, on how she plays the dating game, to Maxim
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"It's going to be quite spectacular … We're going pretty big."
– Avril Lavigne, on her upcoming nuptials to Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger, on KIIS-FM's On-Air with Ryan Seacrest
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