But 92-year-old Kirk Douglas brags about having 800 new MySpace friends

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Don’t expect to “Facebook friend” George Clooney anytime soon – one of the world’s sexiest men would rather undergo an intrusive medical procedure than be your pal on the Internet.

“I would rather have a prostate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than have a Facebook page,” Clooney, 48, quipped to reporters at the Toronto International Film Festival on Saturday.

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Surprisingly, you might have better luck with Kirk Douglas, 92. His son, Michael Douglas, 64, boasted about his father’s prowess with social-media networking.

“I think he has the record as the oldest person on MySpace,” Michael Douglas said at the festival Saturday. “I got a note from dad, ‘Dear Michael, I’ve got 800 new friends What should I do?’ But I don’t know how anybody does it! Who’s got time for this?”