Celebrity WATCH: What If 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Replaced Jamie Dornan with Steve Buscemi? Is it too late to recast Christian Grey? Because we want to see all Fifty Shades of Steve Buscemi By Kelli Bender Published on February 10, 2015 01:30 PM Share Tweet Pin Email Photo: Jamie McCarthy/WireImage Video contains some NSFW content Mr. Buscemi will see you now. In this trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, Jamie Dornan (the housewife’s favorite sadist) is nowhere to be seen. In his place? The strangely seductive Steve Buscemi (Adam Sandler’s favorite character actor). With help from the editing masterminds at Boo Ya Pictures, Buscemi takes over the role of Christian Grey and toys with Dakota Johnson’s emotions through a series of unsettling smiles, intense stares and dated wardrobe choices. From Nucky Thompson to Mr. Pink, all your favorite Buscemis are here to carry you over the threshold into the Red Room of Pain. Curious? You should be. Like us on Facebook for more stories like this!