In Honor of Ex-Spouse Day, the 6 Types of Celebrity Breakups
Did you text your ex goodbye? Or was it a conscious uncoupling?
April 14 is Ex-Spouse Day, a special time to reminisce about the one person you’re probably sick of thinking about.
Here’s another option: Instead of ruminating on personal relationship pitfalls, reflect on the wild world of celebrity breakups. From conscious uncouplings to legal brawls, stars’ separations are often dramatic.
There are various ways for a celeb to turn a main squeeze into a former fling – the dreaded text message send-off included. In remembrance of Hollywood’s exes, here are six recurring types of celebrity splits. Where do you and your ex fit?
Taken from Jennifer Aniston’s post-split dig at Angelina Jolie, the “Uncool” is a separation where apparent dalliances with a third party are the source of turmoil. Sometimes the cheating rumors turn out to be nothing … and other times, the ex moves in with the suspected party and starts adopting kids.
The Second Time Around
Once isn’t always enough. After parting ways with their famous partners, a few brave celebs have given their relationships another go. Unfortunately, some of these renewed romances can’t beat out the bad blood and get a second split to match.
The Texty Ex
Stars aren’t immune to this cruel and quick goodbye. A surprising number of celebs have let one text message – perhaps, with a few emojis – do the legwork in their breakup.
Have a bit of writer’s block? Take a note from these stars and ditch your current relationship to get those creative juices flowing. Sure, love hurts, but all the money you earn from your heartache will make it better.
The Critical Damage
In these Code Red catastrophes, what may have started as a civil union quickly disintegrates into a no-mercy firefight. Secrets are spilled, accusations are hurled and no blow is too low. When it’s all over (if it ever is), everyone is left to wonder how these couples made it work in the first place
The Conscious Uncoupling
As Gwyneth Paltrow would say, “By choosing to handle your uncoupling in a conscious way, regardless of what’s happening with your spouse, you’ll see that although it looks like everything is coming apart; it’s actually all coming back together.” Simply put, it’s a celebrity split that shocked us, but we later realized was a well thought-out and responsible decision.
The Couples: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, Will Arnett and Amy Poehler
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