The Unofficial Andy Samberg Emmy Awards Drinking Game
TAKE ONE SIP FOR EVERY SELF-DEPRECATING JOKE
Topics include: Not getting an Emmy nomination, poor box office returns, anything about the ratings on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, becoming famous for making crude jokes and a general lack of street cred or coolness.
TAKE ONE SIP EVERY TIME SETH MEYERS IS ON-SCREEN
Come on, these two are practically inseparable. The question isn't if Meyers will pop up, but rather how many times.
TAKE ONE SIP FOR WHENEVER SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE SEEMS UNCOMFORTABLE
Not everyone's going to respond to Samberg's signature rowdiness with the same kind of enthusiasm that William H. Macy showed, which means plenty of awkward reaction shots are headed our way.
TAKE ONE SIP FOR EVERY MENTION OF SNL
And, yes, we are including Lorne Michaels reaction shots and cameos from past and present cast members in this category.
TAKE ONE SIP FOR EVERY GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE
However, after the first hour or so of the show, you might have to drop this one for the sake of your liver's health.
TAKE A SIP EVERY TIME SAMBERG CHANGES INTO A DORKY COSTUME
Considering what Samberg's normal wardrobe looks like, we'll let you decide amongst yourselves what constitutes "dorky."
TAKE TWO SIPS FOR EVERY CAMEO BY A BROOKLYN NINE-NINE COSTAR
It's hard to decide who we'd like to see pop up onstage more: nominee Andre Braugher, Samberg's childhood friend Chelsea Peretti or the always adorable, often-shirtless Terry Crews.
TAKE TWO SIPS EVERY TIME SAMBERG DOES AN IMPRESSION OF ONE OF THE NOMINEES
Feel free to take three sips if they all end up sounding like his Nicolas Cage impression, no matter who it's supposed to be.
TAKE TWO SIPS EVERY TIME SAMBERG MAKES A BAD PUN
It'll help you cover up the fact that you couldn't help but laugh at it, even though you want everyone around you to think that your sense of humor is much more sophisticated than theirs.
TAKE TWO SIPS ANY TIME SOMEONE SINGS
Sure, you know there's going to be at least one big musical number – this is Samberg, after all – but nothing prompts spontaneous musical numbers quite like the Emmy Awards. Make sure your drink is full.
TAKE TWO SIPS EVERY TIME A MEMBER OF THE LONELY ISLAND MAKES AN APPEARANCE
Pro tip: Pay close attention during that aforementioned musical number.
TAKE THREE SIPS FOR EVERY DIGITAL SHORT
What, you thought Samberg would make it through an entire awards show without busting out his signature bit? Think again, ladies and gentlemen. Think again.
TAKE THREE SIPS WHENEVER SAMBERG JOKES ABOUT NUDITY AND/OR SOMEONE'S JUNK
Pro tip: Pay attention to those many Game of Thrones jokes.
CHUG YOUR DRINK FOR THE LENGTH OF TIME THAT SAMBERG HELD HIS "JOKE" FACE
You know the face: wide-eyed, open-mouthed, with a huge smile on his face, begging you to laugh at whatever he just said. And even when the camera cuts away from him to track the audience's reaction, you should assume that Samberg is still holding that face, and keep chugging until the camera is back on him. Better safe than sorry.
FINISH YOUR DRINK IF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SHOWS UP
Finish your friend's drink if they burst into a rendition of "D--- in a Box."