People.com Celebrity 11 Very Unique (and Expensive) Christmas Gift Ideas from eBay These gifts are varying degrees of unobtainable, but they're united by their undeniable coolness. Helpfully curated by Santa's little helpers over at eBay headquarters, there's a little (or big) something for every unique friend or relative on your list By Alex Heigl Published on December 10, 2014 10:20 AM Share Tweet Pin Email 01 of 11 THE MOST FAMOUS PIANO OF ALL TIME Courtesy Ebay It's a grand piano signed by Billy Joel and Elton John – worth every penny of the $1 million it's listed for, obviously. 02 of 11 SURE IT WILL FIT IN THE BACKYARD Courtesy Ebay Just a 48-horse carousel that dates back to 1925. You'll be the most popular house in the neighborhood, for only $950,000. 03 of 11 FOR THE TRUE DETECTIVE IN YOUR LIFE Courtesy Ebay Condition: Used – An item that has been used previously. Now we're worried about an eBay listing for a "new" skull. ($1,000) 04 of 11 GIFT OR DO NOT GIFT Courtesy Ebay It's an eight-suit Stormtrooper costume set, and each comes with three helmets! You could just re-sell the helmets. What a bargain at $12,000. 05 of 11 WHAT WOULD MC SKAT KAT DO? Courtesy Ebay This is an authentic Scat Cats skee ball machine. Bring the boardwalk home with a skee ball machine that is almost certainly not an off-brand cash-in on the character from Paula Abdul's music video for "Opposites Attract," though we really wish it was. 06 of 11 THIS IS ON JOHN MELLENCAMP'S LIST Courtesy Ebay This handsome 200,000-300,000-gallon water tower is located in Leroy, New York. It's retailing at the absolute steal of a price of $39,995. One thing, though: You have to remove it and carry it away. 07 of 11 FOR THE APPLE FAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING Courtesy Ebay For just $1,999, this unmodified early Mac has a blistering 128k of memory and comes with its original keyboard and mouse. 08 of 11 ZAMBON-NEED, ZAMBON-WANT Courtesy Ebay Propane-driven, chrome rims, gray-on-white paint job … this 1996 Zamboni has everything. For only $22,900. 09 of 11 FOR THE STAR-LORD IN YOUR LIFE Courtesy Ebay The cheapest item on our list, this $495 Sony Walkman (just like the one Chris Pratt's character used in Guardians of the Galaxy) is perfect for playing your own Star-Lord's Awesome Mix(es). 10 of 11 GUIDE DUCK TOURS OF YOUR VERY OWN Courtesy Ebay For just $495,000, you can be well on your way to becoming a duck tour boat-trepeneur. Tell us you don't want that dream for you and your family. 11 of 11 FOR THE PERSON WHO NEEDS TO SPEND LESS TIME AT THE BAR Courtesy Ebay Some people talk about a "home bar," but their glorified countertop won't compete with your very own enclosed pub-style bar, complete with marble sink. For just $9,000.