Are you a procrastinator? Or maybe just lazy? Don’t worry. We’re here to help you slay Halloween while exerting the least amount of effort possible.
While we personally don’t understand how you didn’t have your outfit picked out in early August, we’ve selected 10 of the easiest-to-execute costumes for you to choose from before Oct. 29 – and all of them require just three items or less. (We’re not counting things like scissors, because come on.)
If even these costumes are too complicated for you, remember that a white sheet makes for timeless ghost attire.
Rosie the Riveter
All you need: Red bandana and button-up blue shirt
Louise from Bob’s Burgers
All you need: Green dress and pink bunny ears hat
All you need: Sriracha shirt, green hat and red lipstick
All you need: Cargo pants, cropped black turtleneck and black gloves
An Art Pop Comic Book Character
All you need: Makeup (see tutorial here)
Karen from Mean Girls
All you need: Mouse ears and a little black dress
An Identity Thief
All you need: A pack of name tags and some Sharpies
God’s Gift to Man (or Woman)
All you need: Cardboard, wrapping paper and a gift bow
The Laziest Mario of All Time
Just get the hat and you’re fine
All you need: A red dress with white dots and a green hat
All you need: Lip liner, an oversized T-shirt and a black baseball cap
If none of these costumes strike your fancy, feel free to steal inspiration from your favorite celebrities. Or just stay home and eat Kit Kats until you can no longer feel things.