Dracula Flies the Coop
Things are tough all over. Just in time for Halloween, London’s Daily Telegraph reports that Ottomar Rodolphe Vlad Dracula, age unreported, reputedly the last living (if that’s the right word) member of the Dracula clan, is scared in his own home, which is in Germany. This Drac says that neo-Nazi arsonists have made repeated attacks on his castle. “I’ve had enough of the mentality of some people here,” he told the Telegraph. “I would like to find a castle in England where I can run my business.” Transylvania isn’t good enough?