10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
"Based on how you eat pizza, Donald, I want to see your long-form birth certificate – I don't think you were really born in New York."
– Jon Stewart, commenting on the way Donald Trump ate his slices stacked and with a fork at a chain restaurant with Sarah Palin in the "pizza Mecca," on The Daily Show
"The greatest justice in life is that your vision and your looks tend to go simultaneously."
– X-Men star Kevin Bacon, who turns 53 in July, to PEOPLE
"I love that smell of the emissions."
– Sarah Palin, who strapped on a helmet and hitched a ride for the annual Memorial Day Rolling Thunder ride-along in Washington, D.C.
"I'm flattered, but I’m not [a sex symbol]. If watching TiVo and eating Pinkberry in sweatpants is sexy, then I’m your gal."
– Mila Kunis, to Los Angeles Confidential magazine
"When Mario turns to you and says, 'It's beautiful, but I think it would work better naked, no?' How can one refuse?"