Cowardice – are you serious?

By Tierney McAfee
Updated January 14, 2016 05:35 PM

If you thought Donald Trump had an unsettling mass appeal, just wait until you hear his new “official jam.”

A trio of kids known as the Freedom Girls took the stage to perform the GOP front-runner’s theme song at a campaign rally in Pensacola, Florida, Wednesday night – the same rally where Trump nearly lost his mind when his mic malfunctioned.

Well lucky for us, the unnamed “son of a bitch” who botched Trump’s sound system did not seem to have a hand in setting up the mics for these little ladies.

Decked out in red, white and blue, the Freedom Girls could be heard loud and clear as they belted out lyrics such as:

Are you serious?
Apologies for freedom
I can’t handle this!
Enemies of freedom
Face the music.
Come on, boys, take ’em down!
President Donald Trump knows how to make America great:
Deal from strength or get crushed every time.”

The catchiness and sheer danceability of this “Ameritudinal” anthem cannot be denied. What are you waiting for? Don’t you know that freedom is on your shoulders? Get on your feet. Dance. Deal from strength.

What better way to make America great again?