Country's Best Quotes of the Night
"Eric Church has a big hit this year with 'Smoke a Little Smoke.' I heard it was about Miley Cyrus."
– Blake Shelton, opening the show with a little fire, alongside co-host Reba McEntire
"I know what to do. I've been watching you do this for years, and years, and years."
– Blake Shelton, ribbing co-host Reba McEntire, whose emcee duties marked her 13th year helming the ACM Awards
"If it's not one thing, it's your mother."
– Wynonna Judd, joking about working as a team while presenting the ACM Award for vocal duo of the year with mom Naomi Judd
"I bet it would take Charlie Sheen like 12 years to trash every room in here."
– Blake Shelton, marveling at the size of the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas
"We've never been presented these nice trophies by people with such big feathers before."
– Sugarland's Jennifer Nettles, after winning for vocal duo of the year