Kids Sing the National Anthem into Fans at Walmart, Are Real Heroes (VIDEO)

Talking into a moving fan is one of life’s purest pleasures. Come to think of it, so is messing around in a Walmart.

But we’re hard-pressed to offer any further explanation as to why this video has gotten over 500,000 page views per day since it was uploaded. It’s cute, but there are cuter things out there (for example, have you seen this kitten destroy a dollhouse)? And it’s patriotic, but there are more patriotic things out there, too.

(Also, don’t read the comments on YouTube. People are monsters.)

Anyway, it’s three kids singing the National Anthem into a fan in a Walmart. That’s all.

Don’t make it weird.