Say What? Charlie Sheen's Craziest Quotes

He has "fire breathing fists" and is on the "drug called Charlie Sheen." Check out what else the outspoken actor has been saying

01 of 09
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"I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and just winning every second."

– Raving about his life to The Alex Jones Show

02 of 09
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"[That way of life] was written for normal people, people who aren't special, people who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

– Explaining why he won't slip back into addiction, on Today

03 of 09
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"I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big."

– Explaining why he wasn't planning on attending the Oscars, on Pat O'Brien's Loose Cannons radio show

04 of 09
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"I have a disease? Bull–t. I cured it … with my mind."

– Rejecting his father Martin Sheen's statement that his son suffers from alcoholism to The Alex Jones Show

05 of 09
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"There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."
Explaining why he's decided to be so outspoken

06 of 09
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"I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."

– Professing his sobriety to 20/20's Andrea Canning

07 of 09
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"I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."

– Sheen, on Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre, in an open letter

08 of 09
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"I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p–y!"

Taking aim at the founding father

09 of 09
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"This is me warming up."

Sheen, promising more to come, to PEOPLE

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