Celebrity Charlie Sheen Is Going on Tour The actor is taking a show – Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth – on tour By Alison Schwartz Published on March 11, 2011 01:05 PM Share Tweet Pin Email Photo: Gilbert Flores/Celebrity Photo Charlie Sheen has said his bizarre rants and one-liners are not an act, but they’re going to be. The fired Two and a Half Men star is taking his personal show on the road, embarking on what is sure to be an epic journey: Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth. The one-man-show kicks off in Detroit on April 2, followed by a stop in Chicago. Only two dates have been announced so far, and tickets go on sale Saturday. “Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions?” a show description reads on Ticketmaster’s Web site. “Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth?” PHOTOS: Charlie Sheen’s Most Shocking Moments To follow-up those questions with a few Sheen-isms: Will he be accompanied by his army of assassins – or his goddesses? Will he find a tuxedo that fits his chest and biceps for the occasion? Will he come prepared with his fire-breathing fists? And while he lets those questions simmer, Sheen does make one promise: “This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock,” the description continues. “Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me.” PHOTOS: Say What? Charlie Sheen’s Craziest Quotes Tickets start at $35.