You think you know what you are about to watch, but you have no idea
You think you know what is going to happen when you read that Bryan Cranston starred in a My Super Sweet 16 parody for Jimmy Kimmel, in honor of his 60th birthday earlier this year. But you have no idea.
The 15-minute segment, which aired Friday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, includes the following: Cranston throwing cereal at his “parents”; Cranston telling the camera, “I’m sexy, I’m cute, and I love the spotlight”; Cranston telling Kimmel, who plays a party planner, “You are the limp d— of ideas”; and Cranston calling Guillermo a “stupid unicorn!”
At one point, he wears five crowns, stacked on top of each other, and begins to cry.
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Finally, Sisqé shows up to sing the “Thong Song,” and Cranston screams and screams and screams.
There’s so much more! Such as Bob Odenkirk cameos and actual lions and multiple spellings of the name Bryan, some of them hateful.
And then this, straight from the mouth of six-time Emmy-winning actor himself: “I swear to God, if my parents make me plan this party like I’m a poor person, I will lose my s—. My s— will be lost.”