10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
"Too much In-N-Out."
– Kourtney Kardashian, referring to the burger chain after Jay Leno joked that the pregnant star had really let herself go, on The Tonight Show
"I present rap Ty and video ho Julie."
– Modern Family's Julie Bowen, sharing a pimped-out photo of her and onscreen hubby Ty Burrell, on Twitter
"The other day he was explaining to my belly how to do boxing. He was like, 'Listen, here's what you're going to do. You're going to go right, left, uppercut. Right, left.'"
– Expectant star Melissa Joan Hart, whose 4-year-old son Braydon is already taking on the role of big brother to his unborn sibling – much to the discomfort of mom – to PEOPLE
"I would babysit you."
– Russell Brand, taking a liking to his "little Essex friends," the Nicki Minaj-singing mini duo Sophia Grace and Rosie, on Ellen