Blake Shelton & Miranda Lambert's Sweet & Saucy Tweets
ROUGH RIDERS, FAST TALKERS
There's no doubt she's a firecracker! While taking a drive together, Lambert recapped where a snarky Shelton laid out his feelings about his speed demon wife's driving skills – and his need for peace and quiet on the road. "Me: "this Dodge goes real fast" Blake "just cause it goes fast doesn't mean you need to move it fast. Kinda like a mouth!" Zing!
Apparently the two found the secret to youth – through humor. As Shelton wrote, "Me: Damn.. Brad Pitt looks 25. What's HE doing?!! Miranda: Angelina.... #sheltonhouseholdconversation."
Amid all the jokes, the lovebirds used cyberspace to gush over each other. "Happy Birthday to the best husband in the world! I love you @blakeshelton! Stealing hearts from way back!!" Lambert Tweeted with this throwback photo in June 2013. However, the country singer infused his not-so-serious attitude into his reply: "I look like 'Mars Attacks'!!"
In an uncharacteristically non-jokey Tweet, Shelton let the world know that Lambert had no bigger fan than her husband. "Lucky to be married to the girl... Proud to know the artist," he said after Lambert released her new single "Automatic" in February 2014.
No competition here! Both singers supported each other's careers, with Lambert even gushing on Twitter about Shelton's album Based on a True Story. "I love ur record! especially 'boys round here'! Those girls singing with u are awesome," said Lambert, who appears on the single with her group the Pistol Annies. Shelton's response? "Yeah!! They should make a record!"
KEEPING IT REAL
The zingers continued for the country couple, who turned an an ordinary car ride into a comedy routine in April 2013.
While Shelton and Lambert weren't above a little public flirtation, they tried to steer clear of TMI territory. "@blakeshelton why are we tweeting each other when we are literally laying an inch apart? Wait...don't answer that....:) #keepitclean," she wrote.
When responding to a tabloid story about their "100 million dollar divorce," Shelton wasn't so concerned about the breakup rumors – he was excited to hear he had so much money, which was news to him! "Wow!! @mirandalambert and I are so excited about our 100 million dollars!!! Who knew you could make so much money just by divorcing?!!"
On second thought, who cares about $100 million! While reading another story about their still-not-happening split, Shelton had other things on his mind: "Me and @mirandalambert are reading about our separation... S–!! I hope I get all the liquor in the divorce!!!"
But not as much as he loved his wife. "I mean seriously... Have y'all ever seen anyone hotter? Seriously?..." Shelton Tweeted, posting a photo of Lambert at the 2013 Grammy Awards.
They may have shared a love of music, but when it came to furry friends, their feelings definitely differed. "Got real bad news about @mirandalambert's cats this morning..... They're all still healthy and alive," wrote Shelton. His wife, however, didn't find the jest very amusing. "Bad news about your jokes...Still not funny!" she snapped back.
With a rare break in his schedule, Shelton wasted no time in making big plans for the day – plans that very much included his wife. "I have a day OFF?!!!!!! What?!!!! Me?!!! This calls for a drink... AND a VERY private concert with @mirandalambert later," he Tweeted. "Daddy likey...."
It didn't get much sweeter than this! "It's official! I have the BEST husband in the world," Lambert Tweeted. "Girls... don't settle for any less than amazing. I love @blakeshelton to death!"