Best MTV VMA One-Liners

Britney Spears takes a pass on Lady Gaga, Beyoncé shares a secret and more of the night's most memorable quips

01 of 07
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"I've done that already."
Britney Spears, after breaking away from a girl-on-girl kiss with Lady Gaga, who presented her with the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award

02 of 07
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"He's the same chicken, Nicki. He's just healthier!"
– Slimmed-down star Jonah Hill, using a "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke to hit back at detractors who believe his weight loss undermines his comedic skills

03 of 07
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"I have a surprise!"
– Mom-to-be Beyoncé, revealing her pregnancy on the VMA black carpet by rubbing her burgeoning belly

04 of 07
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"You know what's so weird, Rick and I get confused for one another all the time."
– Paul Rudd, joking about his resemblance to co-presenter Rick Ross

05 of 07
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"Now this is a time where you want to interrupt me, Kanye."
Katy Perry, reminding Kanye West of his stage-crashing habit while accepting the best collaboration Moonman for the pair's single, "E.T."

06 of 07
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"I wanted this s– since I was 9."
– Tyler, The Creator, during his acceptance speech for best new artist

07 of 07
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"Everyone your age thinks I'm Betty White."
– Cloris Leachman, 85, acknowledging the age gap between her and her 20-something co-presenters, the ladies of Jersey Shore

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