Celebrity Best MTV VMA One-Liners Britney Spears takes a pass on Lady Gaga, Beyoncé shares a secret and more of the night's most memorable quips By Kiran Hefa Published on August 26, 2011 04:00 PM Share Tweet Pin Email Trending Videos 01 of 07 Kevin Mazur/WireImage "I've done that already."– Britney Spears, after breaking away from a girl-on-girl kiss with Lady Gaga, who presented her with the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award 02 of 07 Kevin Winter/Getty; Andy Fossum/Startraks "He's the same chicken, Nicki. He's just healthier!"– Slimmed-down star Jonah Hill, using a "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke to hit back at detractors who believe his weight loss undermines his comedic skills 03 of 07 Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic "I have a surprise!"– Mom-to-be Beyoncé, revealing her pregnancy on the VMA black carpet by rubbing her burgeoning belly 04 of 07 Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic "You know what's so weird, Rick and I get confused for one another all the time."– Paul Rudd, joking about his resemblance to co-presenter Rick Ross 05 of 07 Kevin Mazur/WireImage "Now this is a time where you want to interrupt me, Kanye."– Katy Perry, reminding Kanye West of his stage-crashing habit while accepting the best collaboration Moonman for the pair's single, "E.T." 06 of 07 Anthony Harvey/PictureGroup "I wanted this s– since I was 9."– Tyler, The Creator, during his acceptance speech for best new artist 07 of 07 Anthony Harvey/PictureGroup; Inset: Sipa "Everyone your age thinks I'm Betty White."– Cloris Leachman, 85, acknowledging the age gap between her and her 20-something co-presenters, the ladies of Jersey Shore