Best MTV VMA One-Liners
"He's the same chicken, Nicki. He's just healthier!"
– Slimmed-down star Jonah Hill, using a "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke to hit back at detractors who believe his weight loss undermines his comedic skills
"You know what's so weird, Rick and I get confused for one another all the time."
– Paul Rudd, joking about his resemblance to co-presenter Rick Ross
"I wanted this s– since I was 9."
– Tyler, The Creator, during his acceptance speech for best new artist
"Everyone your age thinks I'm Betty White."
– Cloris Leachman, 85, acknowledging the age gap between her and her 20-something co-presenters, the ladies of Jersey Shore