Best MTV VMA One-Liners

"I've done that already."
– Britney Spears, after breaking away from a girl-on-girl kiss with Lady Gaga, who presented her with the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award

"He's the same chicken, Nicki. He's just healthier!"
– Slimmed-down star Jonah Hill, using a "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke to hit back at detractors who believe his weight loss undermines his comedic skills

"I have a surprise!"
– Mom-to-be Beyoncé, revealing her pregnancy on the VMA black carpet by rubbing her burgeoning belly

"You know what's so weird, Rick and I get confused for one another all the time."
– Paul Rudd, joking about his resemblance to co-presenter Rick Ross

"Now this is a time where you want to interrupt me, Kanye."
– Katy Perry, reminding Kanye West of his stage-crashing habit while accepting the best collaboration Moonman for the pair's single, "E.T."

"I wanted this s– since I was 9."
– Tyler, The Creator, during his acceptance speech for best new artist

"Everyone your age thinks I'm Betty White."
– Cloris Leachman, 85, acknowledging the age gap between her and her 20-something co-presenters, the ladies of Jersey Shore