The 10 Best Celebrity Quotes of the Week

See what the stars are saying this week

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"I never took a f— ruler to it, but he does have a big penis. And I've seen some penises in my life and I will say he has the biggest penis I've ever been with."

— Denise Richards, repeatedly sharing some intimate information about now-husband Aaron Phypers, on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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"So we’re in the audition ... I was like I need to do a nervous poo. So I went to do it and there’s only one toilet and it’s shared by the casting director and all of the actresses. [When] I went to flush it, the flush came off in my hand and it was just me and this little poo staring at each other ... I’m like okay, 'I’m just going to climb out of the window, leave and go back to England,' which was genuinely my first instinct."

— Jameela Jamil, on breaking a toilet just before her second audition for The Good Place, on WNYC's Sooo Many White Guys podcast with Phoebe Robinson

"I see my kids’ nanny liking everything you put up with your gorgeous kids. I’m here to tell you, don’t get any ideas, either one of you."

— Jennifer Garner, jokingly warning Chrissy Teigen not to steal her kids' nanny, in an Instagram comment

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"It wasn’t a very good time in my life ... That was a time when I started therapy, and started talking to people. I had felt very unsafe, and I wasn’t talking to anyone. I had to feel very grateful for what I have, but I felt incredibly concerned about whether I could even f—ing act."

— Kit Harington, on seeking therapy to help him manage the crippling anxiety and insecurities that came with the peak of his Game of Thrones fame, to Variety

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"I don’t feel like a young mom at all now, but I guess that’s because I had my first daughter so very young. I use to be insecure at times, because I was always the youngest mom in the room ... I quickly learned that being a good and competent mother has nothing to do with age ... love is all it’s really about."

— Jamie Lynn Spears, on how her thoughts on motherhood have evolved since welcoming her first child at age 17 and her second daughter at age 27, to Dopple

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"I actually met JAY-Z in person. He wasn’t with Beyoncé at the time, and I wasn’t dating anybody. When I met him, you do get, like, hit with the charm ... I found myself, strangely, asking for gum ... I actually was attracted to him in the moment."

— Tamera Mowry-Housley, setting off the Beyhive by admitting she was struck by JAY-Z's charm when she met him nearly 20 years ago at a movie premiere, on The Real

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"I sometimes try to love my kids less, almost on purpose because I’m so scared of loving them too much."

— Carson Daly, admitting that his intense grief over his mother's death last year has made him sometimes feel guarded against developing a similarly close relationship with his kids, on Today

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"The first time we had the sex conversation, she said, 'Where do babies come from?' And we said, 'Well, Daddy has a penis and Mommy has a vagina.' We got two sentences in and she went, 'I’m going outside.' And just didn’t care."

— Kristen Bell, on how she and husband Dax Shepard "don't do any white lying" to their daughters Delta, 4, and Lincoln, 6 this month, to PEOPLE

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"I love my wife, so it’s serious — it’s not a game to me ... I step to it as a man, and you don’t have to take me back but I just want you to know I love you and I care and I’m putting it all out on the table ... I’m not hiding my affection for you, that’s all. That’s just me being vulnerable, I guess."

— Offset, on why he chose to apologize to Cardi B after their split with a grand public display of affection at one of her concerts in December, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

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"It’s really challenging because he can’t lie for me. You need your partner to be like, 'Yeah, we do have to get home!' And he’s like, 'No, we have nowhere to be.' Cool, Chris, thank you!"

— Amy Schumer, opening up about her husband Chris Fischer's autism spectrum disorder diagnosis and joking that his inability to lie is "a dream but it’s also a real nightmare," on Late Night with Seth Meyers