The 10 Best Celebrity Quotes of the Week

See what the stars are saying this week

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"Never. All right? Let’s just get that straight. That one’s important. I haven’t been on a date in, I would say, 35 years. No dates. ... I have a lot of male friends. I have a lot of friends, but no dates. No mwah-mwah."

— Diane Keaton, clarifying she hasn't been asked out on a date in decades, to InStyle

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"Before I start my speech, I have to say thank you to Drew Brees. Because of what you said to your wife onstage, my wife looked at me with a death stare, and said if I don’t say something up here, the car ride home is gonna be long ... With that being said, darling, you are amazing."

— Dwyane Wade, playfully making sure to praise wife Gabrielle Union after Brees gave his wife Brittany a sweet-shout-out during his own acceptance speech, at the 2019 ESPY Awards

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"I [wanted to stop being Hannah Montana] once I was 18 because it felt ridiculous. The minute I had sex, I was kind of like, I can’t put the f—ing wig on again. It got weird. It just felt like… I was grown up. "

— Miley Cyrus, on how keeping up her child star image stopped being "The Best of Both Worlds" as she grew up, to Elle

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"Look guys. It’s no big deal. I’m just a very good photographer. I capture real moments, that’s all. The composition? Is it breath taking? Of course. But I can hardly take credit. First I wanna thank God. Next, I must credit the makers of the iPhone. Portrait mode. Am I right? … The photo speaks for itself. Any picture is worth a thousand words. The same is true for this picture. It speaks works like, genius, artist, photographer, wow!, etc. you get it. #behumble."

— Chris Pratt, "humbly" welcoming himself into the Instagram Husbands Club, in a comment on a photo he took of wife Katherine Schwarzenegger that was captured by Comments by Celebs

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"And then I met Pete, and it was an amazing distraction. It was frivolous and fun and insane and highly unrealistic, and I loved him, and I didn’t know him ... I’m like an infant when it comes to real life and this old soul, been-around-the-block-a-million-times artist. I still don’t trust myself with the life stuff."

— Ariana Grande, opening up about falling fast for ex-fiancé Pete Davidson after her split from the late rapper Mac Miller, in her Vogue August cover story

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"I’ve never seen this happen before … Beyoncé was called out and the audience stood up and went crazy. I was like, 'She’s getting a standing ovation for just existing.' Her mere presence was a reason to stand and go crazy, and I totally got it. I was like, 'Yeah, we should be celebrating. We made it! We’re all in a room with Beyoncé!' That’s what you want."

— Seth Rogen, recalling what it felt like to be on stage with his Lion King costar, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

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"Every once in a while, a strap on doesn’t hurt. I’m just saying. Why should I be the only one that takes? Sometimes I want to give! ... God bless my publicist. We just started working together. She’s shaking her head."

— Sarah Shahi, jokingly sharing her tips on spicing up her 18-year marriage and sex life with husband Steve Howey, on Access Hollywood

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"Love dates with you baby. One day I’ll be doing daddy daughter dates ... not hinting at anything soon I’m not in a rush. I just wanna enjoy you by yourself for a while!"

— Justin Bieber, on looking forward to expanding his and wife Hailey Baldwin's family sometime down the line, on Instagram

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"Oh my gosh, I don’t even know what to say. Amazing things are happening every day that you don’t even know. I don’t even know. I’m at a loss for words with how excited I am for him. It has to happen. It has to f—– happen. He will be the best Batman. I’m losing my f—– s—."

— Jaden Smith, sharing his enthusiasm over former Twilight star Robert Pattinson taking over the role of Batman, to Rolling Stone

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"Such a predictable New York thing to say but there is something about black that just makes you feel like, 'Don’t f— with me, fellas.' "

— Katie Couric, on the confidence-boosting power of an all-black outfit, to PEOPLE