The 10 Best Celebrity Quotes of the Week
"I would like to invite the Clemson Tiger football team here for a great meal. Whoever can make it, we'll hook you up with lobster. Whatever you want, we're going to take care of you. We're going to give you the proper meal that you deserve because that was one great game, a great accomplishment."
— Michael Strahan, after President Trump questionably bought the football team fast food during their visit to the White House to celebrate their national championship win, on Good Morning America
"What a tool."
— Alex Rodriguez, making fun of himself while talking to a gym-goer who thought he looked like "the guy J.Lo is dating," in a video shared to Twitter
"I'll take it!"
— Meghan Markle, in reply to a woman who endearingly called her "a fat lady," during the mom-to-be's visit to London animal charity Mayhew
"I actually can’t think of a more beautiful thing than a tie, because there really isn't a winner when we get to do such great work and we have such wonderful opportunities."
— Amy Adams, in her Critics' Choice Awards acceptance speech after tying for best actress in a limited series with Patricia Arquette
"Now I know a lot of y'all don't care because y'all don't work for the government or y'all probably don't even have a job but this s— is really f— serious, bro. This s— is crazy. Our country is in a hell hole right now all for a f—ing wall and we really need to take this serious."
— Cardi B, getting real about the ongoing government shutdown, on Instagram
— Nina Agdal, joking with a fan that she wouldn't be dating Jack Brinkley-Cook if he "was broke," in an Instagram comment